Today, like any other days, is a boring day…. No doubt. Didn’t go anywhere the whole day. Yikes. Imagine yourself sitting on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, counting how many rounds does the fan goes in 1 minute. One thing for sure, you’ll have great improvement in your Mathematics. HAHAHA. I don’t see the funny part =.= man I’ve become so miserable *sob*

Anyways, I heard something from the radio that I find it to be quite interesting. Since it was told in Chinese, I might as well write it out in Chinese. ^^ so here goes the whole thing. I’ve forgotten the characters, so I’ll just make mine.

The first one.
男孩：老板！来个珍珠奶茶！
老板：好的！
男孩：可是我不要珍珠，不要奶，也不要茶！
老伴：那你要什么和？
男孩：白开水一杯。
老伴：……

The second one.
算命的：你今年几岁？做什么工？在哪儿住？
男孩：我今年25岁，还没找到工作，住在吉隆坡。
算命的：好，让我算算看……
男孩：怎样？
算命的：你5年前20岁。
男孩：你怎么知道的！？好棒哦！
算命的：你现在没在作工。
男孩：你果然是神算勒！
算命的：你是马来西亚人。
男孩：你连这个也知道？我真是服了你！

………………

白痴呀……什么鬼东西 =.= 朋友，这世界已经没有那么笨的算命佬啦~ 下次在路边摊算命时，耳朵张大点呀~ 不然神都保你不住咯~